Concept
we sell zero things. we build appreciation.
we have one product, Mocha. we have one milk, Whole. we have one price, FREE!
(if not amazing, ask for a full refund)
you have one choice, hot or iced? you have one duty, enjoy!
good stuff? two ways to thank us like & share on social media and/or support via Patreon
Lifecycle
- Find a Host
- Setup
- Make Mocha
- Please Patrons
- Boost Profits
- Accept Donations
To the Prospective Host
We are fully supported by donations. (At least, that's our intent.) If we take a loss, it's written off as the cost of market research. If we break-even financially, it's a net gain for public relations. And if we come out ahead of budgeted expenses, there's cause for celebration.
We are not selling any product, we're giving it away. As such, in most jurisdictions we (and you) are exempt from regulatory guidelines applied to food service vendors. No kitchen requirements, no health inspections, no hassles.
Who doesn't like free coffee? Clientele will linger a little while to be served, and another span of time while drinking. Idle curiosity-seekers have plenty of time to get acquainted and become fanatics of your shop. There's also the sense of a social mixer, of being welcomed as community.
Your business has no obligation. If you feel that your event benefitted from the appeal of FREE MOCHA products, and our hospitality, you are (of course) welcome to contribute toward our concept via Cash app, Venmo, or Patreon. A suggested contribution might be, to estimate 20% of revenues from NEW business on the day we hosted our joint event. This is not expected. We will make no demand.
Your clientele are also invited to tip, or donate, to both our concept and yours, based on their sheer gratitude for the generosity of this program.
Social media followers often zip across town to satisfy their cravings for sloMocha, and to experience friendly new establishments rooted in community & generosity. We expect to gather a crowd wherever we popup. We can't wait to introduce you to our following.